Bloody Mary

THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT.

(Ah dammit! Don’t I just have rotten luck)

You are now cursed.

(You don’t need to tell me that. I can already tell by how my life turned out)

You must send this on or you will be killed.

(That’s cool. I wasn’t too fond of living.)

Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary.

(The drink? What, do they think I’m allergic to tomatoes or something?)

This is no joke.

(If you say so)

So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now

(Oh damn, you foiled my plan)

because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork.

(Damn, she feisty. I like that)

And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed.

(Hang in a bedroom cupboard? Do they thing I’m a midget? Under the bed sounds coo, though)

What's your parents going to do when they find you dead?

(Collect that sweet life insurance?)

Won't be funny then, will it?

(We won’t know till we try)

Don't think this is a fake

(Thought never crossed my mind)

and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong,

(My wrong?)

so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

(No)

CASE ONE –

(I said no!)

Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

(I never liked Annalise [Surname Removed] anyway)
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

(Is that all it takes to scare Louise? I got the perfect prank for her)

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

(Bloody Mary reminds me of this chick I knew. Held contempt for you over the littlest thing. You yell the wrong name out once, ONCE, and all the sudden she be calling you a dog.)

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON'

(She thinks I killed her son? Of course she blames the Black guy)

Is it the end for you tonight!

(We can only hope)

YOU ARE NOW CURSED 

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

(finally, the sweet embrace of death)

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

(Oh no, a woman appeared at my bedside unexpectedly.)

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

(I never liked them much anyway)

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary

(What happens if I get over 25? Do I get to do it with Bloody Mary? Quite a story to brag to the fellahs about.)