Dead Girl

My name is Summer, I am 15 years old. I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

(Oh, I like where this is going.)

I have no nose or ears,

(Ew, not anymore. Girl, get yourself some plastic or something)

my body is covered with scars.

(Tell them you got it protecting innocent kids from a gang. That’s what I do and I get….none of the pussy. Never mind, ignore me)

Didn't I tell you I'm dead.

(Psh, nah girl. Must’ve forgot to tell me that, like you forgot that question mark. Don’t feel bad. Sometimes I forget stuff too, like turning off the oven, leaving the light on, answering the door butt naked)

My dad..killed me with a kitchen knife in the year 2001.

(It was a rough year for a lot of us.)

It's ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... up to you if you re-post this or not, but this is no lie.

(15 year old dead girls talking to me through email, oh yeah, totally believable.)

This is FOR REAL!

(Aight girl, I believe you.)

Now, copy this and pasteit onto the walls of 10 other pages or groups

(10 other pages and groups? On facebook? Baby, I’m not even a member of that many groups.)

Your time is runnin. See more This isn't fake.

(It must be. No fake email would ever continue to tell me it isn’t fake. Just isn’t good manners)

if you copy and paste this to ten pages in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow .

(I’ll win 15 games in a row on League of Legends?)

U will either get kissed or asked out,

(Well, considering that the only people I see are family…I’ll have to pass on that. Ok, what’s my punishment for not passing this along?)

if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight.

(Ah dammit. Cops aint never gonna believe she got there herself. They’re gonna throw my black ass in jail.)

I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT UNDER YOUR BED,

(Kinda crowded under there. I’m sorry. I wasn’t expecting dead people to mysteriously appear under there. If I knew, I’d clean it up before you got here)

YOU WILL HEAR ME.... AND SEE ME FOR ONLY A SECOND....... BUT WITH MY KNIFE..... I WILL KILL YOU.

(All for not annoying people with this email? Dayum girl, you serious.)

In 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry or i wanna go out with you.

(With my luck, some chick is just gonna say she’s sorry and split with my best friend, just like the last one.)