Old Lady

THIS IS TRUE -SO BE CAREFUL If YOU SHOP THERE!

(It must be true. After all, it’s illegal to say something is true when it’s not)

Just be aware there's some nutters out there!

(Some of them spend their time making chain letters to scare stupid people)

This is scary!!!

(I just shat my pants)

HEAVIEST STORY!!!!!!

(this story weighs 500 pounds, a world record)

 A colleague of mine at work (Belinda) has just gathered us girls and told us that her gf that works at the Galleria shopping Centre in Morley had a bit of a situation just over a week ago and all females in Perth should know about it!

(The friend who sent me this must be real confused about my gender, and also where I live since I don’t know where any of these places are).

Her friend came out of work after 5:30pm and walked up to her car to find an old lady standing next to it and her car had a smashed window.

(Old ladies be trippin!)

The old woman said that she had seen the smashed window and she had stood by the car for 20 mins as she didn't want anyone to come along and steal something out of it.

(If the window was smashed, doesn’t that mean someone already stole what they wanted?)

The girl was really grateful and the old lady explained she had missed her bus in the process and asked if she could get a lift.

(I bet the old lady broke the window just so she could get a free lift.)

The young girl agreed and within a few minutes she noticed that the nanna had really manly hands, so she panicked

(Dayum girl, is that all it takes for you to go ape-s**t?)

and didn't know what to do so she ran into the back of the car in front of her at a really slow speed but enough to make the other ppl get out of the car,

(Uh, what? Was she driving? When did that happen? You crashed into someone’s car just because a lady had man hands?)

the police were called

(Over man-hands lady? Jeez, why don’t you just bust her balls while you’re at it)

 and the old lady ran and soon after the cops found a rope and a knife under the passenger seat.

(?_? So, girl is into some freaky stuff. Oh wait, the old lady was the one who did this. What was her plan? Get a free ride then threaten to cut and hang her?)

This happened in May 2010 on the streets of Perth.

TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!!!

(Watch out, peeps. There’s some crazy girl that gets scared real easy and will rear-end you for the littlest of reason)

The Police have said there was a similar case of it happening south of the river

(Girl, everything happens in the south.)